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Helen Larkin's avatar

Fabregas with John Terry as his assistant

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Dieter Van Gucht's avatar

Hi Luke, I would really love it if Chelsea would pick Sebastian Hoeness or Ruben Amorim as our next manager.

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Rob Blake's avatar

Xavi alonso - tiago mottas - hansi flick

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Toby Costin's avatar

Sean Dyche! Let's see if the fuckers think they are hard enough to sack him.

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Aleksandar Hadzhiev's avatar

I am up for Ruben Amorim! Every other young coach is gonna be a step back.

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Georgia's avatar

Sebastian Hoeness or Michel I guess

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Alex Carter's avatar

Sorry Luke, one other manager I'm intrigued by is Rui Faria

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Alex Carter's avatar

Flick

Amorim

Xavi

Michel

Thomas Frank

Gallardo

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Ryan Wells's avatar

I think the only two of names I’d like us to appoint were Amorim and Hoeness.

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James Bourbon's avatar

Gary megson or Iain Dowie for me, why not poach Neil Warnock from Torquay United. Owners are a joke

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James's avatar

Sebastian Hoeneß and Xavi with Cesc would be interesting. Would be intriguing to see how De Zerbi would do, still a lot better than people think. Flick has also been spotted multiple times this season so that’s interesting as well.

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Antony Kyriakou's avatar

Amorim

Spaletti

Flick

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Cameron Noonan's avatar

Why bother? At some point Chelsea will decide to reinvent the wheel by being the first manager-less club in the premier league. The first 11 will be decided upon by data driven aspects executed by Winstanley and Stewart. Subs will be made according to the mean average of Dutch national team substitutions because Dutch players have a history of showing leadership. Additionally Clearlake will decide that a virtual stadium will both save money on the rebuild and allow fans all over the world to enjoy the premier league experience from the comfort of their sofas. All Chelsea games will be played on green screen allowing supporters to immerse themselves in a virtual reality matchday experience.

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Christopher Chalk's avatar

Don’t give them ideas, they read these comments apparently!

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Ray's avatar

Super Frank 3rd Edition

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Asif's avatar

Honestly don’t know Luke. Reports saying we want young and progressive manager yet Thomas Frank, a 51 year old is in the list… If the people in charge spent 2 long months of exhaustive search to appoint Poch but then fallout with him in a season, how the hell are we supposed to trust the same people to hire a better manager this time around? The reality is this club is in shambles.. fuck the owners and sporting directors!

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Mitch Cumstein's avatar

Not really interested in any of them. We’re an absolute circus and there certainly isn’t anyone out there who screams out as being anything like a surer thing than Pochettino.

I want Winstanley and Stewart gone. Absolute charlatans.

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