Someone get that Poch signature on paper NOW!

He's currently on a sun lounger in the Spanish sun

Before Mauricio Pochettino wises up and sees how awful and disgraceful things are at this club right now, someone at Chelsea might want to fly out to Spain, get Poch off his sun lounger, hand him a pen, and get him to sign that contract.

I don’t care if he wants involvement in designing the new stadium, heck I don’t care if he wants shares in Clearlake Capital or wants a Nando’s installed at Cobham, get the man signed up and announced NOW.

We are getting in to a position where things are in so much turmoil and surrounded by so much toxicity that we will be lucky to even attract a League One player the rate things are going, let alone a top quality manager like Poch. I highly recommend getting this done ASAP.

Of course, this is all a little tongue in cheek. The reality is that things will be on the up, I don’t know when, but they will be on the up. We can be heading in the right direction and we will still be attracting the right talent for this project (I hope), but there are a number of VERY important things we need to get done first, and one of those is hiring Poch ASAP.